Send Money or the Fairie Dies!!!
Photograph by Mark Einert
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Insane Investor Quartet
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"Honey, there's a fairie in our garden," my
wife muttered in my ear as I lay sleeping
peacefully, thoughts of work and stress completely
out of my jurisdiction for the duration...I woke
up sweating. Fairies in my garden. My first
thought--they'll wreck my prize dahlias. Without a
second thought, I reached for the Remington 870
Police Riot Special I use for home defense and
varmints...
"No! No! Don't shoot that fairie!" shrieked my
wife, and I clicked the safety on again,
momentarily... "This is no time to be
sentimental," I replied. "Those are my prize
dahlias, and if that little son of a..."
"Now, now," she soothed..."Listen...what if
you captured it instead?" "Captured a fairie?" I
chortled. "What on earth would we do with a
fairie?" "I don't know," she sighed..."what
about...selling it on eBay?" So that's the whole
story, and if somebody doesn't buy this little
critter,why...I guess we can use it for medical
experiments or something. Good luck bidding,
although it's really the fairie who needs the
luck, huh?
ps: It's actually a beautiful licensed
casting, incredibly detailed and carefully
painted, of a fairie, modeled directly from the
wonderful books of Cicely Mary Barker! You will
love this little fairie...it is so cute! Please
don't make me do anything rash...hehe....
Songs include:
- 1. Send Money Or The Fairie Dies (3:18)
- 2. Mah 3,5,7 (3:14)
- 3. Put Up Your Dukes (2:58)
- 4. Eleven Gallon Hat (2:57)
- 5. The Old Gun Slinger (3:00)
- 6. Zen Whaling (3:06)
- 7. I Shop By Phone (2:55)
- 8. My Old Dog Yeller (3:06)
- 9. Six Miles An Hour (3:02)
- 10. Chicken Flickin' Blues (2:25)
- 11. My BBQ Baby (2:32)
- 12. Prospectin' Bill (2:59)
- 13. You're Under Arrest, Bitch (2:31)
- 14. My Buddy (3:25)
- 15. By Grandpa's Still (3:06)
- 16. I Struck Out With You, Honey (3:06)
- 17. Bubba And The UFO (3:01)
- 18. Bessie The Old Waltzing Cow (3:08)
© 1999 Cloister Recordings. All rights reserved.
All songs © 1999 Accardi / Gold(BMI)
All songs published by Union Label Music
Produced by Accardi / Gold - Engineered by Oz Fritz
Recording Artists :
Jimmi Accardi - guitar, keyboards, vocals
Bob Bachtold - drums
E.J. Gold - bass, keyboards, vocals
featuring Robbert Trice on percussion
Cover photos by Mark Einert © 1999 Attention Power
CD-M194
$16.97
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